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NEWSTweed Panniers at the Ready!The date has been announced for second Tweed Run, an annual gathering of exceedingly tweedy cyclists RIP Ian CarmichealThe actor whose entire career practically summed up the ethos of The Chap has died aged 89 Hand Shaking Given ShakedownYoungsters are eschewing the handshake in favour of air kisses, group hugs and touching fists Mr. B hails The Chap in latest dittyMr. B the Gentleman Rhymer has composed a spiffing new song in the Chap-hop style, entitled "Hail The Chap!" Angostura Anguish for CocktailsShocking news from the West Inides indicates that supplies of Angostura Bitters have almost run completely dry Bowling the Taleban a GooglyEx-Army officer uses the noble sport of cricket to try and tackle the hot-headed warlords of Helmand India’s Facial Hair CutbacksIndia’s legendary moustaches are disappearing as India enters the clean-shaven digital age The Modern-day RafflesA self-styled aristocrat is in chokey, after his hi-tech £229 million bank heist was foiled by a computer glitch WHAT IS THE CHAP?
The Chap takes a wry look at the modern world through the steamed-up monocle of a more refined age, occasionally getting its sock suspenders into a twist at the unspeakable vulgarity of the twenty-first century. Since 1999, the Chap has been championing the rights of that increasingly marginalised and discredited species of Englishman - the gentleman. The Chap believes that a society without courteous behaviour and proper headwear is a society on the brink of moral and sartorial collapse, and it seeks to reinstate such outmoded but indispensable gestures as hat doffing, giving up one's seat to a lady and regularly using a trouser press. "All men are equal. All men, that is, who possess umbrellas." |