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Chap Makes Triumphant Return to Erstwhile Format

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The Chap’s latest issue, hot off the presses, signals a victorious return to the format that proved to be not only the most economically viable to produce, but the most popular with readers, from country squires to Spitfire pilots. The new edition, just like those of yore, fits snugly into the poacher’s pocket of a hacking jacket, the panniers of a vintage bicycle and the outside pocket of a Second World War fighter pilot’s overalls.

All four existing A4 editions of The Chap, while naturally becoming collector’s editions overnight, will now be consigned to distant memory as a failed experiment, much like Esperanto, allowing schoolchildren to choose their own meals and the metric system.

But the gentlemen’s journal has retained some of the features of the abortive format, such as full colour throughout, 68 pages and a spectacular design. Our art director, Mikaela Dixon, has managed to squeeze as many words into the B5 edition as there were in the A4 editions. Maintaining as many instances of the words “wizard”, “wheeze”, “monocle”, “pipe” and “trousers” in a more modestly-sized publication proved one of her greatest design challenges to date.

Content-wise, the usual smorgasboord applies of suburban explorers, Victorian perverts, military millinery, gentleman rappers, oil pioneers and ludicrously dressed sportsmen and women, as well as the final word on the spooky similarities between Michael “Wacko” Jackson and Jimmy “Whack-O” Edwards, as revealed by MIchael “Atters” Attree, who also graces the front cover.


6 Comments »

Comment by Rt. Hon. 'Mad Dog' Cavanagh — August 18, 2009 @ 3:12 pm

I have instructed my man to encase my four A4 issues in a specially contructed tweed/carbonite alloy


Comment by Pipe Club of Norfolk — August 20, 2009 @ 6:38 pm

We at the Pipe Club of Norfolk look forward to reading this latest issue.


Comment by Robert, lV Earl of Buckley — September 2, 2009 @ 9:23 am

Marvelous return to the ideal format. However, I must take issue with your claim that a spitfire pilot can carry it in his overalls. Working, as I do, on the 1st Squadron to be equipped with said kite I can assure you that it is never taken flying lest it fall into the hands of the hun if one is unlucky enough to be ‘bowled out’ by Jerry whilst chasing an unreasonable score ammended by the Duckworth Lewis method over France. We cannot risk there being a hidden jackboot underneath crafted tweed trousers can we?

Chin chin!


Comment by Lord A J Kendrick, 2nd Lieutenant to the Duchy of Northumberland — September 8, 2009 @ 8:41 am

Never in the field of human hirsuiteness has so much been worn by so few – above the top lip.

Tip Top publication what!


Comment by Ms. Fanny Rogers — October 20, 2009 @ 7:30 pm

I have to relate that my dear husband, Captain Rogers, is entirely chuffed about this change; however, he is insisting that the A4 versions be kept in a glass case in his study. Such is his regard for your publication.

Good show and continued good luck.


Comment by Lord Carnaby — December 15, 2009 @ 4:55 pm

What to do? Borders closing their doors, where to get my butler to go for a Chap fix? Step forward the local shop called Londis (no doubt after some greek god or other). There it was! The spanking new year issue in its immense glory. Hail to the Londis establishment; now if they could just sell sock suspenders, pipe tobacco and weskits i’d be sold for life old fruit.


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