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Second Chap occupies Fourth Plinth

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In a thrilling turn of events, a second brave fellow took it upon himself to ascend to the Fourth Plinth in London’s Trafalgar Square. Sebastian Gaunt, whose devotions include the Chap and Victorian traditions, was dressed from head to toe in formal Victorian attire, and was assisted to the Plinth by his valet at six o’clock in the morning on Wednesday 2nd September.

In view of the ungodly hour of his slot, all of which are randomly allocated by the organisers of this peculiar artistic endeavour, Mr. Gaunt took a modest Victorian breakfast of devilled kidneys, kedgeree and lapsang souchong (though the precise menu has not been confirmed).

Mr Gaunt has confirmed, however, that, unlike Senor Martinez, he wore appropriate footwear for the occasion, or indeed for any occasion.

It goes without saying that Mr. Gaunt chose as his morning reading material a copy of this particular gentleman’s journal.


3 Comments »

Comment by Rt. Hon. 'Mad Dog' Cavanagh — September 1, 2009 @ 6:11 pm

Naturally I shall not be awake at such an unpleasant hour to support this Chap’s endevours. I will however instruct my man to guard the bottom of the plinth lest any polyester-clad ruffians attempt to disturb his Chappist display


Comment by Hon Arthur Midgley — September 4, 2009 @ 10:07 pm

Sirs.
Damned difficult to judge the feller without a tin type. Just remember, you applauded the last bugger for wearing ‘jeans’ and bloody ‘trainers’! Bad show. All round. Dunno what’s happening to ‘The Chap’. Standards and all that.

That being said, Mr Gaunt sounds like a game sort of cove and hats off to him.(pending pictorial proof). Well done sir. (if pictorial evidence is forthcoming).


Comment by Brig Basra Bertie — September 15, 2009 @ 3:56 pm

From the photograph our Mr. Gaunt appears to be lying doggo. Hopefully his valet had not attempted to acquire the kedgereee from a Mr. Ronald McDonald.


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