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Titchmarsh in Tweed

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Popular children’s entertainer Sir Alan Titchmarsh has revealed a secret penchant for gentlemanly raiment.
Mr Titchmarsh, 74, was spotted at this year’s Goodwood Revival wearing a rather fetching tweed ensemble, which would under normal circumstances easily pass muster in any country garden – on the gamekeeper.

The lovable horticulturalist, popular with elderly ladies due to his affable yet informed approach to the business of tending one’s garden, is clearly in possession of proper gardening attire and knowledge of the rules of country dress. It therefore seems a pity that he chooses to do his televised gardening in a range of sensible fleeces during the chilly months, and in open-necked shirts and casual chino-style trousers, no doubt with elasticated waistbands, during the more clement seasons.

Perhaps his appearance at Goodwood heralds a tweedier approach in future editions of Gardener’s World, The Chelsea Flower Show and other cutting-hedge programmes yet to be devised.

Photograph: Fiona Campbell


16 Comments »

Comment by Michael Gutteridge — September 29, 2009 @ 2:31 pm

Alan Titchmarsh is 74!? This gardening must be good for you. I’ll have to give it a go sometime.


Comment by M Churchill — September 30, 2009 @ 10:07 am

And all this time I only thought he was 60.


Comment by The Earl of Essex — September 30, 2009 @ 11:10 pm

Egad! That’s not Titchmarsh, that’s my Head Beater; What the devil’s he playing at!


Comment by Scully Muldune — October 1, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

He look better the me, & I am a tic over forty.


Comment by Harrison Tweed — October 1, 2009 @ 7:42 pm

Nice to see a gardening cove in tweed. Now perhaps he could have a word with the Buckland upstart on matters sartorial!!!


Comment by Lord Stump — October 4, 2009 @ 8:37 pm

He is only 60. I should know, he still does my gardens on the second Sunday of every month.


Comment by Algernon Fortescue-Smythe — October 5, 2009 @ 7:03 pm

I believe the figure quoted herewith is Titchmarsh’s age in “gardener’s years”.
Due to the far from insignificant toil associated with the task of gardening and the associated deleterious effects on one’s health(and I understand this to be true of any of the manual labours), it is commonly accepted that gardening types age at approximately one and a quarter times the speed one would if predisposed to a more leisurely lifestyle.
As such, his age in gardener’s years is 74… give or take the odd greenkeeper’s month.


Comment by Seth Onetooth — October 12, 2009 @ 4:52 pm

Once a berk, always a berk. Wearing tweeds now does not save him. Lest we forget his dire novels, his responsibility for every garden in the land having decking, and his championing of Northern collery brass bands. No, his adapting of tweeds are a last ditch attempt to curry favour with those of us who still retain their sanity.


Comment by Seth Onetooth — October 12, 2009 @ 4:54 pm

For my above comment please note, I meant colliery, not collery. I have soundly thrashed my secretary – he seemed to enjoy it, the swine.


Comment by Hon. Arthur Midgley — October 13, 2009 @ 3:14 pm

He does have a Mellors-like twinkle in his eye though…

I do hope he got the position as Monty Don’s batman.


Comment by Edward Von Hankes — October 20, 2009 @ 12:30 pm

Blimey! I’m going to dust off my overalls and get down to the allotment quick smart. Not an age worry, 26 yesterday. what!


Comment by Mr Kingham — October 20, 2009 @ 11:05 pm

Unfortunately we live cynical times: there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that Mr Titchmarsh’s attire at the event was entirely selected for him by some late twenties “stylist” employed by his agent, probably with some obnoxious form of jewellery in her nose. I imagine he promptly changed back into his usual “comfort clothes” the moment this photograph was taken.

You really ought not to have been fooled by this callous deception.


Comment by David Shouksmith — December 5, 2009 @ 3:13 am

Larks-a-mercy! Surely, the width of the bounder’s headgear betrays his true origins.

Pass the salts, Perkins, there’s a good fellow…


Comment by Captain Normailty — January 22, 2010 @ 11:57 pm

As odious a piece of attention seeking opportunism as one could not wish to encounter. The man is reputed you know to be a fox-shooter. Enough said!


Comment by Secretary of Pipe Club — March 31, 2010 @ 1:27 pm

Alan Titchmarsh is 61..


Comment by Denise — September 5, 2010 @ 7:12 pm

Oh dear, it looks as though he forgot to remove the price tag from the tweed jacket!


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