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Former England cricketer Matthew Fleming is helping to make a difference to the lives of children in Afghanistan by teaching them England’s finest export. Fleming, a 44-year-old former Royal Green Jackets officer, described how he felt compelled to help the grassroots game in the war-torn country. “People were saying they thought we had done our bit in Afghanistan. But as an ex-soldier, I don’t think we have while there are still British fighters in the country.”

This May, the MCC sponsored a cricket training camp in Jalalabad, where 150 boys trained with Fleming and Afghan international players. The former Kent captain said: “I’m not saying cricket is the answer to all Afghanistan’s problems, but sport and education are a very big piece of the jigsaw. By the end of the year we will have built between seven and nine pitches, and what’s really important with building pitches in schools is a lot have walls around them, which allows girls to play away from prying eyes.”

But Fleming admitted there were moments when he was forced to flee grounds, when angry locals took offence at his presence. He described how an angry Mullah stood at the side of a pitch where he was teaching, preaching vehemently against his lessons. Despite the dangers, Fleming believes cricket can make a difference in the country.

The Afghan national team gained one-day international status this year and just missed out on qualifying for the 2011 World Cup – despite only having been formed in 2001


17 Comments »

Comment by The Earl of Essex — September 30, 2009 @ 11:14 pm

Good Show! A sound thrashing of Terry Taliban with leather upon willow, will soon send them packing.


Comment by E. Gamlin — September 30, 2009 @ 11:36 pm

Cricket is the perfect way to win hearts and minds – if we could settle things with the gentlemen’s game there would be far fewer of our brave boys dying in Helmand.


Comment by Stuart Hartill — October 2, 2009 @ 5:08 pm

The late C.L.R. James, not only a fine historian but an equally fine cricket commentator, always said the history of Empire was truly revealed through the history of cricket.
Certainly I’d prefer it if the wily Pathan could be persuaded to hurl a few googlies at our finest rather than other objects.


Comment by Sir George Mallinder — October 15, 2009 @ 3:09 pm

Cricket turns a boy into a gentleman. It has united the sons of aristocrats and Yorkshire miners in a common understanding not only of the rules of the game but the courtesies expected of the players. Furthermore, situated between India and Pakistan the Afghans may turn out to be rather good at it.


Comment by The Grand Old Duke Of York — October 19, 2009 @ 6:55 pm

its not so much the cricket that they need, rather a good lesson in etiquette. etiquette can discipline to most rogue of men.


Comment by Right Reverend David A Lawrence-Buck (Defrocked) — October 23, 2009 @ 1:44 pm

All praise to Mr Fleming! Must be awfuly troublesome trying to hit an over on such soft ground! I once had a few thwacks on the beach at bognor, very troublesome indeed!


Comment by Tarqiun O'Lay Biscuit-Barrelle — October 28, 2009 @ 4:51 pm

‘Stan has always been something of a sticky wicket for our chaps, but it’s always worth knowing where your stumps are and offering a dogged forward defensive to whatever is thrown at one.


Comment by Cumbers — November 4, 2009 @ 4:38 am

I feel moved to correct Sir George Mallinder. One of reasons that cricket stands above those other sports played by ruffians is that it has laws, not rules. Tut Tut Sir!


Comment by Greenwood — December 16, 2009 @ 2:40 pm

Where is the Wolf of Kabul, PRIVATE CHUNG—AND CLICKY-BA when you need them most.


Comment by Phil Drummond, Esq. — January 27, 2010 @ 11:59 am

A more important correction to Sir George’s note would be that Afghanistan is not located between India and Pakistan, but rather between Iran and Pakistan. Really, it’s supposed to be my fellow Americans (Not “Yanks”, please, I’m from the South…) who display a certain ignorance of geography.


Comment by Fenwick Cholmondley-Smythe — February 1, 2010 @ 2:27 am

Simply splendid.
The correct delivery may even prove to be a spiffingly transferable skill for clearing those pesky minefields.


Comment by Ashersby Chumley-Warner — February 5, 2010 @ 2:54 am

I say chaps, if the ruddy ball were to be hit for six, I shouldn’t want to be the poor fellow who’d have to collect it. Dreadful position to find oneself in, I’m quite sure.


Comment by Plum — February 10, 2010 @ 4:59 pm

Now, if we can just teach them the art of making a proper pink gin…


Comment by The Chap — March 1, 2010 @ 3:05 pm

Chaps, Surely we have found the perfect solution. I have in all my years never found one of my Cricketing Chums planting explosive devices under any A or come to think of it even B Roads. Fairly Clear cut evidence I think you will agree. Perhaps if they shut down Guantanamo and get them all digs Near the MCC we can teach the Blighters Cricket and “Bobs your Uncle” Global Peace. Well I don’t know what these Politicians have been thinking when all the time the answer has been staring them in the face.


Comment by Ronald — April 15, 2010 @ 4:44 pm

Well played sir. Well played, indeed.


Comment by Steven — April 21, 2010 @ 4:21 pm

“By the end of the year we will have built between seven and nine pitches,…”

So that will be EIGHT pitches then?


Comment by Flt Lt Tarquin 'Tarky' Blundell-Sandes — June 7, 2010 @ 3:59 pm

A decent 6, a pint of ale, a pickled egg and a fumble with uncle Rodneys step-daughter and the war on terror will indeed be a thing o the past. Pimms anyone?


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