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Mr. B Hails The Chap With New Ditty

Hail the Chap!

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Lovable Chap-hop artiste and rapper for the flappers, Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer, has composed a brand-new song especially for The Chap, to commemorate the tenth anniversary of this august publication.

Entitled “Hail The Chap!”, the ditty explores the theme of the Chap’s ten-year history, examining its various achievements and manifestoes, within a strictly syncopated aeolian cadence and partial spoken word format according to the dictates of hip-hop – but with the addition of an adeptly placed ukulele.

Mr. B is England’s foremost proponent of the musical form he calls Chap-hop; although other versions exist of this hybrid between the music of gentlemen and the music of black American ghettoes, none capture its amusing cadences quite so elegantly and lyrically as the Gentleman Rhymer.

The man himself may be seen at the Grand Anarcho-Dandyist Ball on December 5th, where he will be performing “Hail The Chap” for the very first time, along with established ditties from his repertoire, including “Straight out of Surrey”, “Timothy” and “Let me Smoke My Pipe!”

To further explore the singular oeuvre of Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer, visit: Myspace.com/mrbthegentlemanrhymer


12 Comments »

Comment by Kong — December 1, 2009 @ 8:19 pm

Great news! Where will it be available?


Comment by Cyril Strideforth-Knickerbocker — December 2, 2009 @ 9:57 pm

Absolutely Topping! THE Bard of everything “Chappista”! Those vowels run truer than steel,What,What?In your bowling Hoodie-dom a Googley we are right behind you Mr. B! Lead on Dear Chap, lead on!


Comment by Ukulele Guy — December 3, 2009 @ 5:34 pm

Huzzah! When I woke up this morning I knew that it was going to be special. Hooray for a new Mr. B ditty! We here in the colonies really do need to somehow convince Mr. B to grace us with an exhibition of his rhyming and banjolele skills.


Comment by Dr Grobah — December 15, 2009 @ 3:36 pm

Nonsense absolute nonsense…


Comment by Kevin Nicholas QC — December 29, 2009 @ 4:48 am

Finally, underprivileged Etonians have someone to look up to. And if Labour has it’s way, there will be plenty of them!


Comment by Winthorpe Cartwright the Third — January 8, 2010 @ 5:43 pm

I’m not entirely sure I approve of this sort of nincompoopery.


Comment by Lord Stromlington Bomlington Clickety-Click — January 14, 2010 @ 11:31 am

I said to my chum “now there’s a novelty”, to which he replied “indeed, my dear Lord Stomlington Bomlington Clickety-Click; I suspect a veritable ode to all that makes The Chap what it is. Bravo, Mr B! Pass the snuff, dear man.”


Comment by danphobic — January 19, 2010 @ 6:03 pm

Middle Class white people and Old School gangsta rap, I’m glad someone has AT LAST decided to use the self evidently resultant hilarity for comedy effect in a completely un-patronising twist on the ‘artform’ of hip hop gangsta rapping. Next we’ll be hearing Oxbridgers calling each other ‘homes’ ironically/non-ironically!


Comment by Captain Normailty — January 23, 2010 @ 12:06 am

One may consider the adoption by young black men of traditional styles as a symbol of protest and thereafter ponder further our own “subversion by conservatism”. The two cultures are closer than be at first apparent.Respect, indeed


Comment by Meyrick — January 26, 2010 @ 6:20 pm

“Next we’ll be hearing Oxbridgers calling each other ‘homes’ ironically/non-ironically!” Why d’ye say that Watson?

Anyway this is obvious piffle; the man’s wearing running shoes – with a suit.


Comment by mins'o — January 26, 2010 @ 8:16 pm

Whatever day it is, Mr B just made mine.


Comment by Plum — February 8, 2010 @ 1:13 am

Only a perfect perisher could fail to see that the Revolution has found its muse. Gussie Fink-Nottle would certainly dance like a newt to this ditty! And well he should, too!


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